Last updated: 05 July 2025

Welcome to Off Stage, On Script. Because your inbox deserves honesty and your data deserves dignity, here’s everything you need to know about how I (Masoom Parmar, author of this chaotic space) handle your information:

1. What I Collect

When you subscribe, I collect:

• Your email address

• Your name (if you give it — stage names welcome)

• Any preferences you set through Substack

That’s it. No creepy tracking. No data resale. No facial recognition tech (unless you owe me a performance fee).

2. What I Do With It

Your email is used solely to send you:

• Thoughtful essays, rants, and meditations from Off Stage, On Script

• Occasional updates if I’m hosting a show, launching a new project, or just having feelings

• Optional calls for pledges or paid subscriptions (zero pressure, always vibes)

3. What I Don’t Do

• I don’t sell, rent, or share your data with third parties.

• I don’t stalk your click behavior (unless you're ghosting me, and then only spiritually).

• I don’t send spam. Just glitter-soaked words and cultural critique.

4. Unsubscribing

Want to leave? No drama. Every email has an unsubscribe link at the bottom. You’ll be free, and I’ll sob quietly in a rehearsal studio.

5. Data Storage

Your info is stored securely via Substack’s platform, and they’ve got their own privacy policy too (worth a glance if you’re into that sort of thing): https://substack.com/privacy

6. Questions?

You can reach out anytime at masoom@alifartsconsultancy.com. I’ll respond with kindness, clarity, and probably too many parentheses.

Thanks for trusting me with your inbox. I promise to treat it better than most institutions treat their artists.

With care and sarcasm,
Masoom Parmar